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Why hello there. I'm Daniella but you can call me Dani. I enjoy art, long boarding, surfing and just random shizz,this blog is completely random and it just has stuff that i personally like, so heres a look inside my ever so sick mind, enjoy.
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I was talking to a client at the spa the other day, and she bought a foot scraper.

Me:*showing her how to use it*
Her:It's not like I'm the one who's gonna do it.
Me:Uh...
Her:I meant my boyfriend *laughs* We've been together for 20 years, and he always takes care of me. Everyday at work I receive a bouquet of flowers, lunch, and a note from him. He never lets me carry my bags, and God Forbid that I open my own door. It's been twenty years, and he's still like that!
Me:When are you getting married?!
Her:He proposed a few times, but I don't believe in marriage.
Me:Wow. Well how did you train him to be like that for so long?
Her:Honey, the secret isn't in training him. Why would you go out with someone and want to change him? How I got him was by not settling. I refused to get emotionally attached to anyone who didn't do the things that Marc does for me. From the day we met, he opened doors for me and showered me with gifts. He saw me as an equal, but treated me like a Queen. That's what you have to go for. Don't settle for someone just because you don't want to be single. Sure, have some free lunches here and there, but nothing more. Only be in a relationship with someone who gives you exactly what you want. Don't go in thinking that you'll change him, it's not gonna happen.
Me:*Rethinks every fucking relationship I've had and dumps every guy that is wasting my time with his bullshit.*

fyliloandstitch:

What absolutely kills me about this scene is Nani’s use of the word ‘more’ indicating that Jumba has, at some point, actually made at least one crop circle.

(Source: iheartliloandstitch, via danielladiannette)

fyliloandstitch:

What absolutely kills me about this scene is Nani’s use of the word ‘more’ indicating that Jumba has, at some point, actually made at least one crop circle.

(Source: iheartliloandstitch, via yoopergirl1195)

Reblog if you were born in the 90’s & you still don’t have a baby.

classiccree:

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😜😜😜😜😜

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me me (right) and the bestie… i need to work on mine a little though :)